12. Realized he could make more money and work fewer hours if he just robbed Doug Zamensky once a week.

11, Going to work for the @funwithkate twitter account as Kate Green's assistant.

10. Took a job with the Israeli government as Benny Netanyahu's personal poison taster.

9. Didn't quit, was actually fired by Adriel "AD" Lopez for being too mellow during service

8. Tired of getting into easy-to-win fist fights with Osteria dishwashers.

7. Felt slighted Lance would only hold his reserved table for two at the pizzeria for 15 minutes and 22 seconds.

6. Depressed that months of planning a takeover robbery with Tony never materialized.

5. Needed to relax more, so moving to Ghouta, Syria with Lyanka.

4. No longer needs any more money after selling off his case of 1461 Chateau Latour he got from Rudy

3. Was never given an opportunity by Dahlia to showcase his baking skills.

2. Decided to open a Malt Liquor Bar next to Hawkins House of Burgers in Watts with Chris and Duke.

1. Felt that after 8 years of employment Nancy should have at least known his first name.

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