FBI DETAINS SOAP OPERA STAR JULIE BURRISE IN "ICE CREAM FOR MIKE" SCANDAL

Julie Burrise, the actor who moonlights as a Pizzeria Mozza server, was acting this role out of the kindness of her ample heart. Knowing a Los Angeles man was locked down because his girlfriend had tested positive of the virus, Burrise offered to shop for him and her.

The confined man had one request. Wiretaps, made available to the Mozza Tribune, caught the following from the man, whose name is being withheld,” “Julie, love, get me some Haagen Daz Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream. As many pints as you can find.”

Burrise braved three Corona-infested supermarkets before finding a rare double - two pints- of the ice cream infamously known on the streets as “Daz CPB” or simply “CPB”, a flavor that is hard to find in peace time. Federal authorities believe the man was a high level distributor of CPB in the Los Angeles area.

Unbeknownst to Burrise, the mastermind’s home on Van Ness Ave, was under surveillance by the FBI and after she dropped - at proper distance - the contraband off, she was immediately taken into custody.

Burrise is being held at an undisclosed FBI so-called “Safe House”. Reached by phone, Burrise said her “confinement’ was “not at all what I expected”

“Hey, three FBI agents are watching me 24/7. Hmm. This pandemic is not gonna end anytime soon. Is it? Excuse me. Hey Agent Connery, pour me another single malt scotch, would ya, love? Laphroig or Balvenie or lagavulin. You pick.”

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