MASONGSONG TO TRUMP; "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE", DEFYING WEDDING BAN, VERONA WILL MARRY NIKKO SATURDAY

One of America’s most anticipated celebrations of 2020 was supposed to be the wedding of Verona Masongsong to Nikko Jerrel Marquez at a location in South Downtown Los Angeles.

Masongsong, a legendary Mozza employee who gained fame for eating - in silence - four Double Doubles in the Jack Warner Room during a celebration, was thrilled beyond belief that her dream wedding was becoming a reality. She had found true love with an ex-Mozza employee, Nikko Jerrel Marquez. The countdown to the wedding was down to less than two months. Acting as a turbocharger to their life together, Nancy Silverton hired Nikko to run her new joint at LAX.

Then that fucker Covid showed up. All gatherings were cancelled. Even Don Moron Trump ordered a ban to weddings. Masongsong was crushed. Her magical moment was put on hold.

But, if you know Masongsong at all. and Nikko, for that matter, you know they aren’t particularly known for following orders. So, going against Trump, who she refers to as “that li’l bitch”, Verona and Nikko announced earlier this week that their wedding would go on.

They’ll be some slight modifications The wedding list has been cut from 200 or so to four or five with the wedding couple, an officiant, a photographer and - hiding in the trees - a member of Delta Force.

When told that Trump had spoke out against their wedding at Friday’s White house press briefing, Verona said “Shut your pie hole.”

In retaliation, Mike “Closet Punk” Pence said an investigation would be launched into Nikko’s middle name. “Jerrel? Really? Jerrel sounds like a 89 Family Bloods gang member’s name.”

In support of the Verona- Nikko wedding was California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Los Angles Mayor Eric Garcetti.

“Gavin and I are both thrilled about Verona and Nikko’s wedding,” Garcetti said during a City Hall news conference Friday evening. “Our city. our state could use some happiness.”